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Un se\u00f1or que va en auto y se percata de que est\u00e1 perdido, maniobra y pregunta a alguien en la calle:
\n– \u00a1Disculpe! \u00bfPodr\u00eda usted ayudarme? He quedado en verme con un amigo a las 2:00, llevo media hora de atraso y no s\u00e9 d\u00f3nde me encuentro.
\n– Claro que s\u00ed, lo ayudo -le contesta-. Se encuentra usted en un autom\u00f3vil, a unos 7 kil\u00f3metros del centro de la ciudad, entre 40 y 42 grados de latitud norte y 58 y 60 de longitud oeste.
\n– Es usted ingeniero, \u00bfverdad? -le dice el del auto.
\n– S\u00ed, se\u00f1or, lo soy. \u00bfC\u00f3mo ha adivinado?
\n– Muy sencillo, porque todo lo que me ha dicho es \u201ct\u00e9cnicamente correcto\u201d, pero \u201cpr\u00e1cticamente in\u00fatil\u201d, pues sigo perdido, llegar\u00e9 tarde y no s\u00e9 qu\u00e9 hacer con su informaci\u00f3n.
\n– Usted es pol\u00edtico, \u00bfverdad? -pregunta el de la calle.
\n– En efecto, -responde con orgullo el del auto-, \u00bfc\u00f3mo ha sabido?
\n– Porque no sabe d\u00f3nde est\u00e1, ni hacia d\u00f3nde se dirige, ha hecho una promesa que no puede cumplir y espera que otro le resuelva el problema. De hecho, est\u00e1 usted exactamente en la misma situaci\u00f3n en la que estaba antes de preguntarme, pero ahora, por alguna extra\u00f1a raz\u00f3n, parece que la culpa es m\u00eda\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Un se\u00f1or que va en auto y se percata de que est\u00e1 perdido, maniobra y pregunta a alguien en la calle: – \u00a1Disculpe! \u00bfPodr\u00eda usted ayudarme? He quedado en verme con un amigo a las 2:00, llevo media hora de atraso y no s\u00e9 d\u00f3nde me encuentro. – Claro que s\u00ed, lo ayudo -le contesta-. 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